Advertise on this site

Ok, down to business and time to talk seriously. You run a business. Your company is corporate, but you appreciate the fun side of life and you're not shy about the use of our terminology and the visitors we attract.

Our visitors are either selling or buying a car under a grand. There's nothing like stating the obvious, but often they are looking for car accessories, something to trick out their ride and make it the baddest motor outside McDonalds. Why not advertise yourself and your products on our site?

It's amazing what kids do with their cars these days and with more disposable income than ever before, you want to get your mitts on their cash? Of course you do! Tell them you're here and get your site linked to us.

There are a few ways in which you can have a presence on our site. Here are your choices.

1. Link back to us and we'll link to you. It'll cost you sod all. All you have to do is find a space on your site to put our link, banner or whatever, and you'll get a link back on our site. Buck Shee. (Free)
2. Get your hand in your pocket and pay us to put a 468 x 60 banner on our link page. It'll only cost you £20 a month. (£25 set up)
3. If a banner ad won't cut it, try a skyscraper down the side of a page on this site. Just like the google ad on the right hand side. Size is 120 x 600 and can say whatever you like. £50 per month will see your advert on any page other than the home page. (£25 set up)
4. You want maximum exposure? Ok, how about a 120 x 600 skyscraper on the home page? It'll get your advert noticed by thousands of people a month and it won't dent your pocket. £100 a month should do it. (£25 set up)
5. See some text anywhere on the website you want your site linked to? I mean, just like this: This is a text link. You can put any text here you like. <Click on it and you'll get linked. For each link like that, you'll only pay a £1 a month. Cheap as chips. (No set up fee)
6. Nothing above gets your juices flowing? Bloody hell, what do you want? How about a full page? You got it! You can have a full page if you want, you can say what the hell you want and put on it what you feel is right for you and your business and you can even name it what you like! It'll cost you though! Set up and creating it will cost a one off fee of £300 and thereafter, every month you'll be invoiced a poultry sum of £400 Bargain! For more info, see 'Your page here'
7. Nothing above really make you moist? Well, if you have a better idea, why not tell us? You let us know what you want and we'll do all we can to accommodate you. We're just too bloody good!

Hey, look, I'm not saying I'm a contortionist from the Chinese State Circus, but I can be pretty flexible with the prices above, so if you have any sensible offers, I'll listen. If it's a stupid offer, I'll be vocal!

So you've seen our advertising rate card and you need proof that we get the visitors? Ok, no worries, just fill out the form below telling us which advertising package(s) you're interested in and we'll send you all the stats and info you need to make a decision about what you will pay for.

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Oh, and if you're not going to advertise with us, you can always donate a small amount of money to us in order to keep this site going, as we pay for it out of our own pockets because we're giving people.. unless you're a tight wad!